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Twilight- New Moon Abridged by o0whitelily0o Twilight- New Moon Abridged by o0whitelily0o
Spoliers! You have been warned!

A summary of the second book in the 'Twilight' trilogy. For the record- I DO NOT LIKE EDWARD. What is so great about him? So he's a vampire who doesn't drink human blood. No one else in his 'family' does either, and I doubt that they are the only ones in the world. As far as I can tell, the only thing good about him is his looks, and he can blind you if you see him in the sunlight!

I admit I'm biased, being a Jacob fangirl- but seriously! That werewolf drags her out of her deep depression, takes care of her, protects her, and builds her a motorcycle! What did Edward do? Ditch her for months and make her suicidal! /rant
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:iconsmeesh-love:
smeesh-love Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
ummmm twilight's not a trilogy
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xMJJMoonwalker Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I agree with you, but on an unbiased note, Edward left because he was afraid he'd hurt Bella. Also, technically, he didn't come back, Bella went after him. Anyways, great drawing, I love it!
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angeldemongirl91 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2010
XD everyone is all chibi!!! =D
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Insomnsdreme Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2010
lol, loved it
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Kaptain-Kat Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2010
I really hate Edward. XD
Thanks! This made my day!

=^.^=
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RicoCullen Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2010
I am Team Jacob!!!!! I hated Edward in THIS book. And I think Jacob would have been the healthier one for Bella but it wouldn't be TWILIGHT if she didn't end up with Edward.
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holidaze Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2009
WIN. =D
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chrisanthumum Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
poor poor jacob he no one to be with well i think bella should die any way ask edwrd cullen why every one ele in his family has more muscels than he does evern alice has them.
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RosalaBellaVolpe Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2009
lol thats awesome!!!
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EternalDragonRider Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2009
I agree totally with all that. Thank you for summing up New Moon. Now I don't have to fall asleep reading it. :+fav:
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:iconls-chan:
LS-chan Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2009  Student General Artist
yes such a sad truth. Bella = f**king moron!
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:iconpinkgoth101:
pinkgoth101 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2009  Student General Artist
i saw new moon today... IT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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XxVocalAngelxX Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2009
lol! Oh my god I hate Edward too! I am one of the biggest Jacob fangirls out there! The movie was amazing! Jacob (played by taylor launter *swoon*) shirtless almost the whole movie...:iconnosebleedplz:
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Animejw Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2009
bella is such a whiney hor and this shows it perfectly XD
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MistyQue Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

it's hilarious!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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ember-the-fox Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2009
I wonder what would happen if a werewolf imprinted on a tree and then it got snapped in t6he fight with the newborns in Eclipse?
XD XD XD
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ember-the-fox Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2009
I like the werewolf Jacob better. He's cute
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LovelyLiar Featured By Owner May 14, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lmao! :XD: awesome
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hikyta Featured By Owner May 5, 2009
"what did edward do?" He got her pregnant and turned her into a vampire...
back to the picceh
OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY XDD i love how you summed up the whole book in like8 picutres lol xD this is epic 83
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j-k-m Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2009
LOL
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Dark-misfit Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
XD
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Icewhisker16 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol that's so cruel XD
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I-crest-heart-itachi Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol great!!! lol i havent finished the book yet but i guessed about wat would happen....stupid gossiping girls at my school
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Grace-Mizu Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2009
I like close enough.
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AYUOSUTNIGN Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2009
you are soooo melodrantic, you are making it a huge deal! *grrrrrrrrrrrr* i'm too mad to put it in words! i can't describe it!
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no1mournsthephantom Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is a very awesome and true summary... And I love your rant:D! Jacob Rocks!!!!!!! :)
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latinacrg Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2009  Professional Artist
LMAO, too funny! This is great!:)
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RayneWolfspeaker Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I know!!! I'd be grateful if a guy built ME amotorcycle
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BinaBel Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2009
This is absolutely fabulous! And, I'm on Team Edward. But I have nothing against Jacob, more logical choice, but I'm not logical
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Briionyy-Ransommm Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2009
ahahahahaha FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!!!! (= i mean.... i like it. (=
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FadingEclipse Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2009
I agree. I'm all about the Jake. I'd have taken him over Edward anyway. And really, Wolves are wicked! But if I had to pick a vampire, it'd totally be Emmett
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Oleander04 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2009  Student
I agree with your rant
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LittleLommy Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2008
"Jacob, where is all this unreasonable rage coming from?"

Ohhh the irony XD

I think this is a very funny summary of the book! Poor Jacob, I didn't really get his purpose in the first book but ever since New Moon he's become my favourite character, even though I am an Edward/Bella fan =o lol
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Gabbehx-x Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2008
you have no idea how much this made me laugh,
i'm crying with laughter.
'Jacob where is all this unreasonable rage coming from?'
XD XD XD
LOVED IT.
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Elf5 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2008
I so agree! Jacob wins hands down over Mr. Emo Cullen whiner extraordinaire. *gag* Why does nobody like Jake? He actually has a personality and no deep seated psychological issues…
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MAXFANMF Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I agree!!! Team Jacob!
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:iconelf5:
Elf5 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2008
Let Bella have Edward if she can't see how good Jake is! Nessie wont make that mistake, I dare say!
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MAXFANMF Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I agree completely! YAY JACOB!
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:iconelf5:
Elf5 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2008
Puppy all the way baby! No sparkles
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:iconmaxfanmf:
MAXFANMF Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Nope. I call Edward Sir Twinkles. ME LUFFS JACOB!!!!!
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:iconelf5:
Elf5 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2008
No man gliter for me, thanks!
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:iconmaxfanmf:
MAXFANMF Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah, his hair looked weird in the movie.
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Magdalena220 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
yep, jacob is bettah! BD I can't understand why everybody hates him
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joyfulmusic Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
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itsgood2berandom Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2008
hahaha nice. ROTFL! (i'm on jake's side!!!)
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Bella: "So, are you going to tell me why you stopped the van?"
Edward: "Yeah, um, I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common, you can google it."
(I love Edward's line!)
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Arie-Vampiress Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2008  Hobbyist Photographer
XD
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tgirlolove Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2008
GO JACOB!
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tgirlolove Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2008
lmao that pretty much sums it up eh?
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BespectacledSloth Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2008  Hobbyist Writer
<Team Edward>

This was great and very funny, I just wish the fullview were a little bigger cause some parts were hard to read. Fave :3
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Komodia Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2008
GO TEAM JAKE!!! lol awesome comic
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